Three reasons why Walruses are not to be trusted

This is a list (the ladies LOVE lists) of the many reasons walruses are untrustworthy.

1) They actually CHOOSE to live in barren wastelands of frozen tundra

2) John Lennon was a walrus, and besides the whole "World Peace" thingie, he was a bit of a douche. He cheated on his wife and left his son to be raised without a father. Need I point out anything further? Yes, I should.

3) THEY HAVE SPOTS (sometimes)