Confusion

I went to the aquarium today and I met a narwhal for the first time in my life (I "forgot" to take pictures, so don't expect any). I was surprised when I realized that this narwhal, didn't kill my parents, and this....


BLEW
MY
MIND


So I dedicate this blog to my main man, 


Spencer the talking narwhal.

The updated Awesometer

Yesterday, in order to show how amazing Keith Olbermann's mustache is the most awesome mustache in the history of mustaches, I broke out my magistrate approved, ultra-chunky, funky phresh Awesometer. I've come here today to show you...

The Awesometer 2.0!
As you can see, Cats sucks, Liam Neeson is a jedi knight and Jack Nicholson is still awesome