Things I hate

• Any kind of poop that doesn't come from a unicorn.
• Not being able to post recently.
• Walruses
• Narwhals.
• The ability to turn your tongue completely upside-down.
• Realtors.
• The name "Shane".
• People who use air quotation marks as if to insinuate that you don't understand what they just said. 
• Emo bastards.
• People that speak using way too many codewords.