Confusion

I went to the aquarium today and I met a narwhal for the first time in my life (I "forgot" to take pictures, so don't expect any). I was surprised when I realized that this narwhal, didn't kill my parents, and this....


BLEW
MY
MIND


So I dedicate this blog to my main man, 


Spencer the talking narwhal.

Am I a big fat liar?

Its quite possible.
I've lied to you, the readers, far too many times. First I said I'd be posting every day, THEN I didn't, then I said that again, and this is my first post in weeks! WEEKS!
Sorry for my lying!