Dean's inscribed guitar

Saw this in a guitar store and thought it was weird

I have a band (pictures and videos coming soon maybe)

Amazing, right? We're called The Strangers.
Anyways, I should have probably done this before I bitched about memorizing lyrics, BUT ITS MY BLOG SO SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOU WHO'S IN IT.
First off, we have Simon on the drums, he's very loud and has super-human guitar hero skills.
Then there's Dean on the bass guitar, he's quiet sometimes and has VERY long and warrior-like hair.
Also there's Kyle, who's real name really isn't Kyle, because he no longer possesses the ability to manipulate sea turtles and large sums of money, and it is at this point that people who don't understand many of these in-jokes will start to lose the point of this post.
Oh, and I almost forgot me, I'm Sort've Irrelevant and I'm going to be singing for you tonight.

Mullet-Shaped Feathers

As you can tell, theres a lot of weird stuff in Jacksonville, But I feel this weird thing deserves its own post.

Business in the front, party in the back

Who is dean?

He's apparently the only person with enough sense to follow this blog that was created yesterday! I think I know ONE thing about dean though... He's certainly not a walrus (maybe)