A notice for the fans,

I NEED A NEW AUTHOR! 
To anyone interested, just IM me. There are a few rules to posting that I'll explain to the winner.
Also I love you all!

We have polls -------------------> (if you didn't notice)

They're pretty neat and I've been consistently updating them with a new poll each week, so, just sayin', YOU CAN VOTE IN THEM.
(Also, I'll give the winning answer a post dedicated to it from now on.)

An assload of couplets

Love is lovely, us lovely two.
If I weren't loving, I wouldn't know you.

Death is darkly, shadows in blue.
Matter-of-factly, snarling true.

In this dark my chamber burrows.
My enemies research me, dangerously thorough.

I give you what, what was sent to me.
My friend is my enemy's enemy.

Basilisk, toad, owl, cat, broom.
Magic, lily pad, lily toad, bloom.