Things I hate

• Any kind of poop that doesn't come from a unicorn.
• Not being able to post recently.
• Walruses
• Narwhals.
• The ability to turn your tongue completely upside-down.
• Realtors.
• The name "Shane".
• People who use air quotation marks as if to insinuate that you don't understand what they just said. 
• Emo bastards.
• People that speak using way too many codewords.

We're in Jacksonville!

Its like San Fransisco, without the cool

Hello people! I should say that we're live in Jacksonville but, the post title kind've makes that obvious. I've realized that this place is VEEEEERY strange. For example, 

The joggers are made out of bronze.

Penis-shaped architecture

The hotel I couldn't afford

The hotel I could afford

The healing towels outside the hotel

Look out for more articles throughout the week on the freakiness of this strange town.

My agenda and why you need to shut up and listen

As you can tell by now, I like fabricating complete LIES. This blog may not be funny to your friends but that might be because most of the comedy found here is in this site's complete incoherence to itself. This isn't a crazy person's blog (yet), this is a battle cry, this is a sign, and I leave you with this.