Baby-punching

Have you punched a baby? Have you thought about it? Be honest, we've thought about it too. Did you admit you thought about it? You're insane! But don't worry, some people are worse. And they actually punch babies.

Learn about an insane new craze about baby-punching thats being taken up by nefarious beings after the jump!

This is what your face should look like everytime
you see a creature that punches babies.

I have a well-reasoned vendetta against the creature that is committing these crimes against children, and they can be blamed for many things, but this time, this nefarious race of war-mongering mangle-wanking pace-boggering, dog-kicking, money-punching, book-burning, parent-massacring, ass-hatted bastards have gone too far.

Recent reports of babies being punched by what appears to be blood-stained horns have been popping up all along the arctic ocean. The parents blame it on satan-fish. The scientists with well-earned degrees blame it on lies. But both of those groups are idiots, we both know those concepts are insane and that scientists and parents everywhere are being paid off by the real culprits.

Narwhals. They did it. Who else did you expect?