Top 4: FAVORITE MISCONCEPTIONS!

I understand that once in a while, we all make mistakes and whatnot, but although we all make mistakes, some of them are so prevalent in society that they need listing, if you have made or continue to make these common blunders in your life, please, for the health of the young children's minds, stop.

#4: "Would Dr. Pepper be okay?" 
No, it wouldn't, I have no idea why when I asked for a root beer, that DR. FUCKING PEPPER would be a good substitute.

#3: "Y'lnow, if you spend all that time in the bathroom, hair'll start to grow on your hands" 
Why is it that whenever a teenager spends a long time in the bathroom, people always assume we just spent three hours in the bathroom wanking. Okay, A, if someone has the stamina to spend three hours masturbating, they probably would have bigger guns than an Iranian arms dealer and B, if I were doing that, WHY DID I JUST WALK OUT OF THAT ROOM WITH THE CATCHER AND THE RYE?

#2: "My son/daughter is so kind, generous, charming, intelligent and talented!" 
Maybe in your tiny, insignificant mind, your screaming little timebomb is a perfect example, but thats in your mind, which in general is pretty detached from what I like to call "the real world".

#1: "Can I play your WiiStation 360?" 
I hate people.

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Existentialism is a Pain

"Why are you all mocking me?"
"Who honestly gives a fuck"
"Thats just mean" 
"What do you mean? He's telling the truth. It should be obvious why we're mocking him."
"Wait a minute, I'm confused, why WERE we mocking him?" 
"I think it was because he was complaining that we weren't mocking him." 
"I think we were mocking him because he's a schmup."
"I'm not a-"
"Well, the fact that he was complaining about not being mocked while we were mocking each other may in fact make him a schmup by proxy."
"Because cowboy-hat Us is missing?"
"Bingo"
"But I dont have five in a row!" 
"SHUT UP, OLD WRINKLY US"
"All this existentialism is giving me a headache"
"Of course its giving YOU a headache" 
"Why would the Us with a thick Bronx accent be given a headache by existentialism?"
"He's new york Us? I thought he was drama queen actor Us"
"Hmmm.... You may be right, maybe we should ask him."
"Don't you think that asking him would be rude?"
"HELLO? I'M RIGHT HERE YOU SCHMUPS!" 
"Thats new york Us"
"Bingo"
"GODDAMMIT, YOU YOUNGSTERS, I STILL DON'T HAVE FIVE IN A ROW" 
"SHUT IT, SCHMUPPY WRINKLY OLD US!"
"YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR ELDERS SIR!"
"All this yelling is making my ears hurt!"
"SHUT UP WHINY EMO BASTARD US"
"YOU'RE NO SPRING CHICKEN, US WHO USES AGRESSIVE, STANDOFF-ISH COMEDY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR INSECURITIES!"

I cant think of anything else to write

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