Monday, September 13, 2010

Why The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is overrated.



Yes. You can hate me (Ollie) all you want, but I think that Ocarina of Time is overrated. Here are some reasons why. :J




Bad Graphics:
Yeah, the graphics are bland and tiring to look at, yet somehow, everyone, even today, seem to say these are near perfect graphics. See that picture above? That's how bad they are! :J

Worse Controls Than Others:

This is another thing that people seem to overrate. The controls are reliable to an extent, but they aren't nearly as great as the ones before and after it (Especially Wind Waker). And again, these controls are good, but arguably the worst in the series.

NAVI:

Okay, this isn't really a part that is overrated, but still bad. Navi, the little flying fairy that accompanies you, is extremely annoying. And this is sadly one of the only parts that receives the most critisism (Other than the Water Temple >:l).

Story:

Now, I've heard people say that OTHER Zeldas have stories that are unoriginal. But this one everyone seems to love! This is actually the typical Zelda story as you would expect it. It's that whole thing where a princess gets kidnapped by the main antagonist. This is the one most people would expect. So, basically, this story is overrated.



I can't think of anything else, but there is most likely more. So, yeah, this game is overrated.



(Wind Waker is best)




Saturday, September 11, 2010

Ollie is here!

Ollie is the new author I was talking about earlier, he's going to do some really cool stuff for us, including a pretty cool article on The Legend of Zelda (IT'LL BE KICKASS), I hope y'all enjoy his writing.

A notice for the fans,

I NEED A NEW AUTHOR! 
To anyone interested, just IM me. There are a few rules to posting that I'll explain to the winner.
Also I love you all!

Happy We Hate Seagulls Day!

In honor of those killed on September 11th, please shoot a seagull!*


*don't actually shoot any of these sorry evil bastards.
We could get sued, so, Shoot. Wink. Seagulls.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Under the rainbow

Deathly shadows, raining pale, when justice don't and won't prevail. Stealing business, losing cash, fade of interest, bernie mac. Left field antics, to and fro, petty semantics, shining glow.
And this I know took me over and beyond the rainbow. 


Happiness, disquiet love, readiness and treasure troves. Desert valleys, oasis hills, sold rotten teeth to pay the bills. Distrustfulness, undying love, one little kiss to rise above.
And this I know took me over and beyond the rainbow.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Do not under any circumstances perform any of the acts described below

Attempt to assassinate the king of a small village.
Sing praise to the Egyptian sun ghost or Space Ghost.
Marry an axe murderer.
Mispronounce any words found in the Necronomicon.
Trust anyone with the last name "Morgan".
Twist the Windex bottle caps halfway and then squirt them.
Name your first-born son Bickford Schmeckler.
Perform a spot-on impression of Sean Connery on live television while speaking to someone with the same first name as you.
Trust that walrus!

Trust me, bad things have happened to good people.