Pete Townshend.

I would like to pay tribute to Pete Townshend: he invented the windmill guitar playing, smashing the guitar playing and works with the FBI to track down sex-offenders.

Overall, he is pretty awesome.

Also, LOOK AT HIS DAMN NOSE.

It's large, isn't it? I believe it beats Ringo's nose.

It's longer, skinnier and just overall, very big.

Also, he's quite tall.

Pete Townshend, you are amazing.

Thank you for your time. Goodbye.

Another guy is helping me run the blog!

Although he lacks money powers, I think rysmugen'll do a nice job posting decent random crap on the blog, wish him luck!

Seagulls caused 911.

Seagulls are one of the many "Spawns Of Satan"s. Look at them,

They have horrifying beaks, their feet just look.. Evil! They have wings; EVIL.

Plus, a flock of seagulls attacked the airplane in 911. This is a proven fact.

According to the "We Don't Know Shit" science lab, seagulls were spotted right after the plane crashed. They were laughing and flapping those evil wings.

Watch out. Seagulls are everywhere.

This is just another reason to hate the beach.

Who the WHAT voted for zombies in the favorite apocalypse poll?

Okay, that's just WEIRD that someone would prefer zombies over cookie monster?

This or a muppet in the apocalypse.
JUST SAYIN'

Dean's inscribed guitar

Saw this in a guitar store and thought it was weird

We have polls -------------------> (if you didn't notice)

They're pretty neat and I've been consistently updating them with a new poll each week, so, just sayin', YOU CAN VOTE IN THEM.
(Also, I'll give the winning answer a post dedicated to it from now on.)