Pete Townshend.

I would like to pay tribute to Pete Townshend: he invented the windmill guitar playing, smashing the guitar playing and works with the FBI to track down sex-offenders.

Overall, he is pretty awesome.

Also, LOOK AT HIS DAMN NOSE.

It's large, isn't it? I believe it beats Ringo's nose.

It's longer, skinnier and just overall, very big.

Also, he's quite tall.

Pete Townshend, you are amazing.

Thank you for your time. Goodbye.

Another guy is helping me run the blog!

Although he lacks money powers, I think rysmugen'll do a nice job posting decent random crap on the blog, wish him luck!

Seagulls caused 911.

Seagulls are one of the many "Spawns Of Satan"s. Look at them,

They have horrifying beaks, their feet just look.. Evil! They have wings; EVIL.

Plus, a flock of seagulls attacked the airplane in 911. This is a proven fact.

According to the "We Don't Know Shit" science lab, seagulls were spotted right after the plane crashed. They were laughing and flapping those evil wings.

Watch out. Seagulls are everywhere.

This is just another reason to hate the beach.

Who the WHAT voted for zombies in the favorite apocalypse poll?

Okay, that's just WEIRD that someone would prefer zombies over cookie monster?

This or a muppet in the apocalypse.
JUST SAYIN'

Dean's inscribed guitar

Saw this in a guitar store and thought it was weird

We have polls -------------------> (if you didn't notice)

They're pretty neat and I've been consistently updating them with a new poll each week, so, just sayin', YOU CAN VOTE IN THEM.
(Also, I'll give the winning answer a post dedicated to it from now on.)

I have a band (pictures and videos coming soon maybe)

Amazing, right? We're called The Strangers.
Anyways, I should have probably done this before I bitched about memorizing lyrics, BUT ITS MY BLOG SO SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOU WHO'S IN IT.
First off, we have Simon on the drums, he's very loud and has super-human guitar hero skills.
Then there's Dean on the bass guitar, he's quiet sometimes and has VERY long and warrior-like hair.
Also there's Kyle, who's real name really isn't Kyle, because he no longer possesses the ability to manipulate sea turtles and large sums of money, and it is at this point that people who don't understand many of these in-jokes will start to lose the point of this post.
Oh, and I almost forgot me, I'm Sort've Irrelevant and I'm going to be singing for you tonight.

Memorizing lyrics is HARD!

Especially when they're "My Generation"...

So I'm supposed to do this concert type thing and I have to memorize a few new songs, and one in particular is EVIL (My Generation). I love the who, but if they continue to stutter, I'm going to shoot something. 

(Here is the song on youtube for sadomasochists who want to memorize the lyrics for themselves.)