Enslaved: a review

Spoilers lie ahead (probably)

To whom it may concern

In this world we live in, there are all people of all sorts, whether they are musicians or conformists, composers or the symphony, the rulers of this here earth or just the glue that holds the kings together, we're all somebody. And I'm a bit of an author.

I think despite my chronic not-posting on the blog, I'd like to take another break, except this one is being announced. I love posting on this blog, but who the hell is reading it? Is it that ridiculous to want to do something substantial and real? I'm an author, but, no offense to the blog, I've been toiling away performing a fool's errand. Nobody gives a fuck if I post, in fact, I doubt anyone will read this beyond a small circle of my friends who read the damn thing once a week or whenever I yell at them to read it.

For once in my life, I'd like to do something that might be known by people I've never met and enjoyed by people everywhere, and as of now, this blog isn't everywhere. But I might be able to write a novel that is. Maybe even a series of novels. Just because I haven't even finished writing one decent, readable book and screwed up every story I've ever written with a choppy storyline or a convoluted plot twist doesn't mean I have to fail again. Self-determination is not a malfunction. I will finish something. And you know what? It'll probably be pretty fucking awesome.

If the other authors on the blog choose to write, comment on their fucking posts. If you don't comment and give constructive criticism, there is no motivation to post, and the blog will go quiet again, believe it or not, authors just need one big fan to drive their work further, and although you may think that someone else will do it, this blog doesn't exactly have that many readers (five, and three of them are authors).

All due respect and wish me luck,

The Clown Prince of Crime,

Sonny Ebsary.

The River Wild

The mirror was broken in the name of vanity.
The seeker was a token from which to buy the insanity.
The lake calms, the river wild,
Something I watch every once, every while.

My heart was human, my head was moving,
But nothing seemed to beat.
I looked upon the river wild,
Which and where nothing fell to sleep.

The river captured and swallowed up,
The lake stood by and by still.
The river raged and rallied corrupt.
While the lake sent a smile and vibes of good will.

The lake has stooped and lost and compromised
And the river never hides its lying eyes.
The whole rivers and lakes and all of their waters,
Are sullied and polluted and I wonder why bother.

I wish I had hope in this great ocean o' blue,
But this young hopeful's hope is running out too.

All you as well have this problem and ask and take:
Why do we support this frivolous lake?

I'll say this once and I'll say this again,
An enemy is worse than a disappointing friend.

Sorry about the lack of posts for the thousandth time!

I am an AWFUL person! I've not been keeping up the blog! And also, Ryder is apparently NOT posting again. He's playing KOTOR. The SECOND one. ALL THE TIME.

But I actually have an excuse as to the lack of posts this time, inspired by cave story mod my fellow bloggers made, I started to make a game of my own. And its kind've awesome.

Pokemon of the day: Larvitar

Todays Pokemon of the day is Larvitar. The little emo, ground fucker.
He sports eyeliner and has a wood on his head.(;D)
But, overall, he is awesome. Because eventually he will evolved into Pupitar.

And then into Tyranitar...







IF YOU GET THIS FUCKER TO LV. 55. HAH.

-Ryder

Authoring month is cancelled, but 100 posts is still happening

My fellow authors aren't posting, but I pledge to you, the readers, that no matter what, our hundredth post will happen, and not only will it happen, but it will happen this goddam month. Even if it kills me.

Sorry about the lack of posts!

My fellow authors are turning out to be less reliable then I previously thought, though I don't mean to blame them for anything, the lack of posts is most certainly my fault.

Heavy Rain: the review

SPOILERS BELOW

A quick post after a long break

Half the time up on the sun of where I'm done, and I guess this was where I won and had to lose again so I could see you beside a friend of where and how I met my end, but here I go again. Of which how and when and where I'm together and far between but I'm scared, of which I fell into the obscene, and yet I'm lost in your dreams. Of which you lost something, of where I think I'm not me. 

And there is why I seem so out of place, she has a name but I forgot whatserface, and why it's not okay and why it's seems like groundhog day. In hell. Which is just swell sometimes you stole my cat and gave me allergies. But everything is just as it seems.

Sick day

I'm especially sick today, so I probably will be unable to do any further posting today.

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Sad sad ranting

Why Heavy Rain isn't worth your time

Heavy Rain, I despise regular rain so much, I'm surprised I bought the damn game. It promised me a dark gritty interactive film that'd be completely different every time I played it. It promised that at anytime, a choice that I could make would alter everything from that point on. It promised deep emotional connections with the characters and the characters having deep emotional connections with each other. It told me that it would barely itself be a game.

Then it made me change a baby's fucking diaper and the whole thing went,
for lack of a better word, to shit. 

Simon R.I.P.

Simon and I had an argument over the length of his Pokemon of the Day posts and he is no longer posting on the blog in any capacity. The Level of the Day posts will stop and the Pokemon of the day posts will unlikely to be continued unless Ryder or Matt decide to say something about it.

Layel Simon, Rest in Peace

UPDATE: Ryder says he'll be doing any further Pokemon of the Day posts.

Level of the Day 2

And NOW, the Level of the Day. This level is a level at the start of a game (Unlike yesterday). This level, is the Emerald Hill Zone of Sonic the Hedgehog 2. This level is very similar to Green Hill Zone in that it's at the start of the game, is a grassy area with upbeat music, and has similar enemies. One difference is that the colors are much better than before and has a colorful background. Actually, in my opinion, it has better music than Green Hill Zone. And that's all there really is to say on THIS level...

Pokemon of the Day 5

Now, going back to the less detailed Pokemon of the Day, it's a Pokemon introduced in Generation 2. It's an octopus colored red. It's the Water type and it's evolution chain makes no sense whatsoever. The Pokemon of the day is, Octillery!

Dearest readers,

I'm afraid that I will no longer be posting about the incredibly important axis of satan any longer, I'm afraid that although I began writing about them, you'll have to look to Ryder and Simon for any further posts about them. And although I'm sure you'll all miss my posts, read forward for my last rant about my old enemy.

Pokemon of the Day 4

Hey! I'm guessing you were expecting another short, one-sentence post by Simon about a random pokemon of his choice, but guess what, every sunday, I'll be doing pokemon of the day and hopefully make my posts a bit longer than Simon's.

So, getting down to business, today's pokemon is...

Level of the Day 1

And now, introducing another new daily thing, it's the Level of the Day. Now to start off the levels, I would like to make the first one one of the hardest I've ever played. It's called the Great Palace, in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Now, the thing that REALLY makes this palace difficult is the extreme unfairness of most of the enemies. Basically, they are either nearly impossible to hit or aren't killable and hit you as soon as you jump. Also, the second to last boss is pretty difficult, and it's just about the easiest thing to defeat in this palace. And once you finally complete it, you are awarded with a second quest (Kind of) and amazing music. That's really all there is to say about THIS level.....

Pokemon of the Day 3

Alright, now it's time for the Pokemon of the Day! Today, we have a very strange Pokemon. I'm not even sure what it was based off of. It's of the Poison type and is a spherical ball of gas. This Pokemon is none other than Koffing!

The Beatles Vs. The Hollies

Okay, well there is a lot dispute over these two groups.
And I shall lay down the fact's for you.

The Hollies:

The Hollies had mostly the same music over their years, but they did try other psychedelic, folk music and experiments with different instruments. And a lot of their songs were commercial because they were afraid of not selling(LOL).
They also mainly focused on vocal harmonies. They did focus on the music a lot too, but the vocal harmonies in their songs cannot be matched by any other group.
But, over the years, the band went over some member changes. So, that made a different sound in their harmonies. The first big hit to The Hollies harmonies change was from the first high-tenor singer, Graham Nash, who left in 1969. He had given The Hollies a glass-breaking falsetto. And with the arrival of their new high-tenor, Terry Sylvester, their music went to a more smooth sounding range of vocals.

The Beatles:

The Beatles have done it all. They've done pop, rock'n'roll, blues, folk, Indian, psychedelic, classical and experimental. And in some songs, they focused greatly upon guitars and bass, unlike The Hollies. Though The Beatles vocal harmonies was great, they could never compare to The Hollies. And they lasted only from 1963-1970, where The Hollies are still playing today, with only two of the original band members, unfortunately. But, The Beatles have received COUNTLESS awards for best selling record, best selling album and much more. In 1966 Paul McCartney(bassist, one of the main song-writers and singer) received an award for best male vocals on the song "Eleanor Rigby". George Harrison(lead guitarist, song writer and singer) is listed on Rolling Stones "Best guitarists of all time" as number 21. John Lennon has received many awards as to "Greatest voice in rock'n'roll". And Ringo Starr(drummer) continues to influence people, though not as good as Bobby Elliot(drummer for The Hollies), he keeps it simple and clean.

Really, all I can say to break between the two bands is the song writing.
The Beatles song writing just about inspired every group in history.
The Hollies was great, but they couldn't ever be compared to The Beatles in that way.

See it however you want to.
They're both awesome bands.

Thanks,

-Ryder.

60's clothing; why you should be wearing it.

Alright first off,
would you rather look like this:

Or this?:

Exactly.

Now, second of all,

You can't go wrong with 60's clothes; they look fuckin' awesome EVERYWHERE.

At the movies, awesome. At the park, awesome. At the mall, awesome.

.. At home alone, sexy.

And third, there are MANY different types of 60's clothing.

Psychedelic:

Old-fashioned:

Or just plain, straight amazing:

Thank you,

-Ryder.