Why Heavy Rain isn't worth your time

Heavy Rain, I despise regular rain so much, I'm surprised I bought the damn game. It promised me a dark gritty interactive film that'd be completely different every time I played it. It promised that at anytime, a choice that I could make would alter everything from that point on. It promised deep emotional connections with the characters and the characters having deep emotional connections with each other. It told me that it would barely itself be a game.

Then it made me change a baby's fucking diaper and the whole thing went,
for lack of a better word, to shit.