Showing posts with label Narwhals killed my parents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Narwhals killed my parents. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Axis of Satan

As you can tell from our many posts, we have a certain few grudges against certain.... groups.
These groups have become our enemies in highly varying ways, from killing a certain reporter's parents to stealing garbage and even causing 9/11.

"Seagulls were spotted right after the plane crashed. They were laughing and flapping those evil wings." ~ Rysmugen

In and around the blog, we've begun to refer to them as "The Axis of Satan", a name that inspires fear in the hearts of children and magicians everywhere, a name that strikes chaos into the heart of all the great cities and also New Jersey.

But never fear them, for they aren't even the worst of our nightmares, remember, there is always the walruses.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Confusion

I went to the aquarium today and I met a narwhal for the first time in my life (I "forgot" to take pictures, so don't expect any). I was surprised when I realized that this narwhal, didn't kill my parents, and this....


BLEW
MY
MIND


So I dedicate this blog to my main man, 


Spencer the talking narwhal.