Crabs

It's a little known fact that crabs are a creation of Satan. You see those crabs in that picture there? They're red! RED. Now, the red isn't the only thing that's evil about these CRABS. You see, they have pincers. And do you know what they do with those pincers?! I'm not really sure myself, but one thing's for sure, they hurt if they're around finger. And one last thing about these demonic creatures, they have holes that they live in! No one on this planet knows what they're doing in those EVIL holes, but it's most likely that they're plotting with Satan to take over the world. Don't forget that they're RED.

RED.

A lovely poem

My heart won't start quite until I see you again. 
Here beside me, there unriling, I can't see the difference. 
Half in the box, half outside, 
You spun me around and allowed me to the wild side. 
I can't shake that feeling of the velvet glove. 
Take away my healing and give it to you, step inside, love. 
The door unlocks though you threw away the key, 
I looked beyond what once was evil and told you, "you look lovely".
Love is lovely, us lovely two, 
I wouldn't know love if I didn't know you.