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Baby-punching

Have you punched a baby? Have you thought about it? Be honest, we've thought about it too. Did you admit you thought about it? You're insane! But don't worry, some people are worse. And they actually punch babies.

Learn about an insane new craze about baby-punching thats being taken up by nefarious beings after the jump!

I took a stroll today on mars and found a disturbing lack of chocolate

This is mars. See anything missing?

On mars, what many science fiction writers would describe as the new frontier, I find myself in a most disturbing dilemma. I have developed a sweet tooth whilst on my short visits to earth and now I am dealing with a crippling chocolate addiction, which was described by my therapist as being a "chocoholic". Note to self: find out what chocohol is, and then figure out how you can be addicted to something you've never heard of.
Find out what chocohol is and more after the jump! (not really)