Why Heavy Rain isn't worth your time

Heavy Rain, I despise regular rain so much, I'm surprised I bought the damn game. It promised me a dark gritty interactive film that'd be completely different every time I played it. It promised that at anytime, a choice that I could make would alter everything from that point on. It promised deep emotional connections with the characters and the characters having deep emotional connections with each other. It told me that it would barely itself be a game.

Then it made me change a baby's fucking diaper and the whole thing went,
for lack of a better word, to shit. 

Simon R.I.P.

Simon and I had an argument over the length of his Pokemon of the Day posts and he is no longer posting on the blog in any capacity. The Level of the Day posts will stop and the Pokemon of the day posts will unlikely to be continued unless Ryder or Matt decide to say something about it.

Layel Simon, Rest in Peace

UPDATE: Ryder says he'll be doing any further Pokemon of the Day posts.

Level of the Day 2

And NOW, the Level of the Day. This level is a level at the start of a game (Unlike yesterday). This level, is the Emerald Hill Zone of Sonic the Hedgehog 2. This level is very similar to Green Hill Zone in that it's at the start of the game, is a grassy area with upbeat music, and has similar enemies. One difference is that the colors are much better than before and has a colorful background. Actually, in my opinion, it has better music than Green Hill Zone. And that's all there really is to say on THIS level...

Pokemon of the Day 5

Now, going back to the less detailed Pokemon of the Day, it's a Pokemon introduced in Generation 2. It's an octopus colored red. It's the Water type and it's evolution chain makes no sense whatsoever. The Pokemon of the day is, Octillery!

Dearest readers,

I'm afraid that I will no longer be posting about the incredibly important axis of satan any longer, I'm afraid that although I began writing about them, you'll have to look to Ryder and Simon for any further posts about them. And although I'm sure you'll all miss my posts, read forward for my last rant about my old enemy.