The Greatest Story of All Time

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jethro.


And, well, everyone kept laughing at him because of his uncommon name. One day, he got tired of it, and he ran to the mountain to the west. And while he was climbing, he found something peculiar.... there were dogs surrounding him. They had white fluffy fur and droopy ears. They had little black eyes and curly tails. And what's more, they could speak! So, they invited them into one of the caves they had dug with a bulldozer(which they had thrown away). There, they had tea and introduced Jethro to their leader, his name was Ollie. He was the largest of them all and he was fluffier than all the rest. In fact, his fur was even lighter than the others! He and Ollie shook hands while the dogs had their tea. Then Ollie said "Jethro, come with me to the back of the cave," Ollie said. "I have something to show you." So, Ollie and Jethro went to the back of the cave to find another hole in it. They went through the hole and found a spectacular sight, it was a giant island that had just landed from the sky to the ground. Ollie told Jethro it was called Layola. Ollie told his assistant, Mick, that he would be gone for a while. They both hurried to get on the island that would eventually take off again. They made it at the last second. When they got on, they waved good bye to Mick and turned around to see they were in a forest. The forest had lots of snow, but not nearly as much as the mountain. The forest had many things, most notably the Pokemon that lived there. When they reached the end of the forest they found that they were outside of a city. They went on and they saw the sign welcoming people to the city. It read "Welcome to Layel. Population: unknown currently." Ollie escorted Jethro to the castle that was next to the Walmart. They went in and they found many people, many of them had blue striped shirts. They went up to the top to find the president/king/creator of Layola. His name was not mentioned ever. Ollie introduced him to the ruler. They shook hands and the ruler asked Jethro if he knows how to play the bass guitar. Jethro was surprised by this question, but he answered it. In fact, he DID know how to play it. So, the ruler asked if he wanted to be in a band with 2 other people. Jethro agreed and the ruler proceeded to the place where the band members were. One had glasses, very dark brown hair and a beard. His name wasn't mentioned at all, either. The next one was called Dean. He was the fattest person you would ever see in your life; though he played the drums flawlessly. They all recorded music and became universally famous. And one day he went to the west mountains to see Ollie for the fist time in years. When he arrived, he was pleased to see that he was doing well and that he still had a great supply of tea. When they all finished, Mick came and took the glasses away. Then Jethro said something unexpected. He announced that he was going to be staying at the mountains. They all pooped(not really). They all lived okay ever after..............